Tuesday night on The Tonight ShowKevin Spacey and Jimmy Fallon performed House of Cards scenes written by kids—based only on the title House of Cards. Spacey brought the same Frank Underwood-intensity to the tales of a garbage collector making his rounds and a kid who lives in a literal card house. 

A team of junior judges determines who's the better actor, and a kid named Angus couldn't help but point at Spacey and say, "I don't get you." (Author's note: Me neither, Angus. Me neither.)