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Who doesn't remember sneaking out of bed to watch Al Bundy (the first men's rights activist on television) and his dysfunctional brood on Married With Children? If you were an actual 90s kid, it was an important part of your upbringing and a way to learn how to properly insult your friends and family. Here's a photo from their first season:

Ahh, back when Christina Applegate was barely old enough to become masturbation fodder for millions of boys.
Ahh, back when Christina Applegate was barely old enough to become masturbation fodder for millions of boys.

They stayed on the air for 11 seasons. That's 11 years of Bud turning from tiny boy to tiny perv, Peggy eating bon bons in tight jumpsuits, Kelly calling herself a slut in front of her parents, and amazing satirical rants from Al like this one: