Sorry if your mom spent the day panicking yesterday because of this:
The bad news is I’m sick & can’t tape my show today. The good news is @MileyCyrus dropped everything to host for me. Thanks, Miley!— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 28, 2016
That's right: Miley Cyrus, the person who taught Middle America what "twerking" means, took over for Ellen DeGeneres, the person who taught Middle America that lesbians can be just as harmless and inoffensive as straight people. But Cyrus did a surprisingly capable job pandering to the daytime talk show set:
"Ellen will be fine, but she's just not feeling well," Cyrus said. "So, she asked me to fill in. And, of course, I said yes for my girl Ellen. And I gave her a bunch of molly to make her feel better. It's working!"