After a few obligatory jokes about weed ("when you smoke as much as I do, you're always on a seven-second delay"), Miley Cyrus pivoted her season-opener monologue into a recap of summer news stories. It's amazing how much has happened in the past few months. It felt like only yesterday like Cecil the Lion and Rachel Dolezal—which is ridiculous, because those stories were weeks ago. Yesterday was all about Kim Davis and the Pope. Or was it the medicine price-jacking hedge fund jerk? Or Pizza Rat?