Morgan Freeman's exceptional voice radiates dignity, and has been used to both play God and explain the March of the Penguins. So naturally Jimmy Kimmel asked Freeman to narrate the only thing gawkier and more awkward than penguins trying to mate in the wild: tourists using selfie sticks on Hollywood Boulevard.

"Just two grown-ass men taking pictures of themselves on a f*cking stick"—it's the tourist in their natural habitat.