Instead of getting celebrities to read Mean Tweets on Thursday night's show, Jimmy Kimmel asked real nurses to dish out the meanest things about their jobs. While keeping you and your family alive, noble nurses see a lot of shit. A lot of literal shit.
The nurses took time after their busy shifts to share these shitty tales in all their gory glory.
It turns out that this musical number from Scrubs is an accurate representation of the medical profession after all.