Tonight is the premiere of "Dating Naked," the show that I'm not going to explain because it's called "Dating Naked." 

This thing will probably be a hit, which means the doors to TV development will be bursting open with pitches where the entirety of the premise amounts to, "But get this....they're naked!" I can't wait for the future of television to arrive, and here are just some of the naked shows that I hope make it to air in the next three to six months.