The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe aired on Monday night, and a glaringly white group of "stars" turned out to properly bash the 80s heartthrob and statutory rapist. Though Lowe was the guest of honor, staunch conservative Ann Coulter definitely received her fair share of roasting, probably because it is just so damn easy. Here are 25 of the meanest things said on the show.

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1. "Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -Jimmy Carr on Ann Coulter