Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. And in Stephen Colbert's case, it was being ambushed with a surprise make out with Mama Gump herself, Sally Field. Colbert was visibly flustered, but Sally was as cavalier as a millennial ensconced in hookup culture: "I've been kissing guys on the screen for the past 53 years of my life, what's the big deal?" Dayum.
Field was determined to get what's hers after seeing Colbert make out with Helen Mirren and following the Queen's lead.
This is coming on the heels of Field's recent mackin' on Max Greenfield, which was just as titillating.
They like her, they really like her.