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As one of America's two best female late night hosts (and one of America's only two female late night hosts), Samantha Bee dedicates time in her program to celebrate women of note. Wednesday night, Bee inaugurated "omnipresent spokescobra" Kellyanne Conway to the Great Feminists in Feminism Herstory Hall of Lady Fame, for being the first woman to pull off the remarkable feat of being the first woman to lead a winning campaign for an admitted sexual predator who thinks women should be punished for abortions. Congrats!

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The takedown is refreshingly honest and understandable, unlike anything Conway says on TV. While Bee did call out Conway for her enabling of her boss, she didn't attack her feminist cred.

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After a montage of Conway's masterful deflections of questions and criticism of the Pussy Grabber-in-Chief, Bee asked the ultimate question: Why isn't she president instead of Trump?

"Kellyanne is the soulless, Machiavellian despot America deserves, not this undisciplined Hobbit-handed omnishambles," Bee says.

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"You’re the one with super powers. You changed history, and also possibly ended it. So Kellyanne, welcome to the Hall of Fame. If you’d like to pick up your award, it’ll be behind our studio, in the alley where women will be getting their abortions a year from now. Thanks for everything.”