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'Lucifer in the flesh,' more commonly known by his stage name "Ted Cruz," bid farewell to the Republican race by triumphantly elbowing his wife in the face. While few actually mourn his candidacy, he leaves a hole in the hearts of comedians, for there were still so many jokes about him to be made. On Monday night's Full Frontal, Samantha Bee bid farewell to the melting candle of a man with an epic musical number, recruiting Michelle Branch of mid-2000s fame. Branch makes full use of the rhyming dictionary, rhyming "Cruz" with such apt words as "lose" and "ooze."