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Samantha Bee, the hero Gotham needs right now, took a brief break from the "non-stop sh*t geyser that is presidential news" to check in with the states. And um, while we've been distracted by the national nightmare, the states have gone wild.

Though most people only care about Ohio every four years, Full Frontal zeroed in on the state's very harrowing, very unconstitutional abortion bill that bans abortion as soon as a heartbeat is detected, which farts in the face of Roe v. Wade.

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As Bee jokes, "Overturning Roe has always been the pro-lifer's wet dream, and the way things are going, a wet dream that soon might be required by law to have a full and dignified burial."

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It takes a whole lot of sperm jokes to make this news digestible.