The women of SNL gathered 'round at a baby shower to teach host Brie Larson's character the cosmic way of The Cut. There comes a time in every mother's journey when she must commit herself to the image of "soft waterfall in the front, knives in the back." The inspiration may manifest at a wedding or a Michael's craft store, but one thing is for certain: "you don't choose the cut, the cut chooses you." Once the transformation is in motion, it cannot be undone. Surrender your senses to the chunky highlight, and yield the back of your head to the Iron Throne.