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This week's Saturday Night Live jumped straight into the controversy over the Oscars' exclusively white slate of nominees, which has given rise to both the #OscarsSoWhite hashtag and brought Jada Pinkett Smith out of retirement. With an awards show to supposedly honor the best, most dignified performances, the "Screen Guild Awards" nominated the actors who played such transcendent characters as "White Man With A Camera" and "Unseen Voice on Phone." It was, like many nights, a good night to be a white guy: