Every four years, Americans upset that their candidate didn't win the election promise to seek refuge in "America's safety school," a mythical place of polar bears and Gordon Lightfoot supposedly untouched by American politics.
But before you can "turn over a new Maple leaf," first you have to take a citizenship test.
After an uncomfortably long session of compliments for his Canadian immigration lawyer's gorgeous eyes, Colbert begins his test for citizenship.
He should get it on the strength of his Gordon Lightfoot knowledge alone.
Seriously, how does he know all those lyrics?