"I'm here because America needs me," Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. proclaimed.
Only a true, fiscal conservative Stephen Colbert (the character) could defend Trump's budget, with the return of The Colbert Report's best segment (with a deliberate spelling mistake so it can slip by Comedy Central's lawyers), "The Werd."
"Screw Unto Others," Stephen Colbert The Character declares, launching into "defense" of Donald Trump's "wish list."
Much have been said about Trump's plan to eliminate funding for Meals on Wheels, a program that brings food to the elderly. Well, "Colbert" says: