Crooked Hillary. Lyin' Ted. Little Marco. Low Energy Jeb. Crazy Bernie. If you're on Donald Trump's list, he's going to have a nickname for you, even if it doesn't make sense (i.e. "Goofy" Elizabeth Warren). But in between running his own companies into the ground, preaching about walls, and becoming the presumptive Republican nominee for 2016, how does he find the time to come up with such cruel pet names for his enemies?
Stephen "Stinky Colbutt" Colbert interviewed Timmy Jenkins, the literal schoolyard bully who engineers Trump's most ingenious takedowns, and didn't leave with his dignity intact or his face un-slapped. The tormenting starts around the 2:57 mark, and doesn't relent until Colbert is in tears.
As Trump's rise continues, it is indeed Enablin' America that won't stop hitting itself.