After a busy day in the media, Melania Trump (played by her hysterical doppelgänger Laura Benanti) stopped by the Late Show to tell Stephen Colbert that it's not Trump's fault he said all those disgusting things about women.

He's a man. He can't help it.

"Those words are very inappropriate. Plus, he said them on a bus. Which is disgusting," said the extremely posh Ms. Trump, pausing incessantly to purse her lips in the camera.


"Have you forgiven your husband?"

"Uhhhh, yes," says the fake Trump, looking offstage at the coach who apparently accompanies her to all media appearances. "Yes, yes. Apparently."

"Men always brag about grabbing women by the Billy Bush," says Ms. Trump. They're all pigs.

"If only a woman could be president!"