Time is currently at a stand-still, global markets have frozen, and the Earth has stopped turning on its axis because the Internet found out what Craig Lamar Traylor, aka Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle, looks like all grown-up. The man's got gauges the size of the wheels on Stevie's wheelchair. 

Since dropping off the map after the sitcom ended in 2006, Traylor's appearance has drastically transformed into what can only be described as "vogue doobie-child." 

Sources: Craig L. Traylor