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I don't like where his eyes are going.

Hey, guys! Remember that time back in 1990 when Oprah Winfrey had the grotesque real-world manifestations of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon characters on her talk show, and then she asked them if they ever fantasized about their human friend April being a turtle, with the strong implication that it would be so that they could copulate with her?*

No? Really? Isn't that, like, a classic TV moment, up there with Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's safe and Hawkeye Pierce making the Korean lady on the bus kill her chicken? What? It's not? How is this not the most famous thing to ever happen in front of a television camera?

Sources: Digsy | h/t Mashable