Raise your hand if you think this snake looks big enough to eat me. (via)

Hey, did you hear about the amazing thing that happened with Peter Pan Live? Yeah, out of nowhere, it turned out to be only the second-biggest TV disappointment of December! All thanks to the Discovery Channel and snake expert Paul Rosolie, who foolishly told everyone that Rosolie would be Eaten Alive by an anaconda.

I can't emphasize enough how specifically we were all promised he would be Eaten Alive. The title of the show, as I've mentioned twice already, was Eaten Alive. A lot of press coverage leading up to the event were interviews with Rosolie explaining why he let the snake eat him alive. We also learned all about the special suit of armor that had been designed so he could be eaten alive.

Sources: New York Post