Orange is the new Pinot Noir.
This, unfortunately, is not an actual preview for the upcoming season of Orange Is the New Black. I mean, season 3 of OITNB looks like it's going to be great as it is, but now that I'm seeing The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's Titus Andromedon dangled in front of my face as a new character, I can't help but feel a pang of disappointment.
Maybe they can make this happen for season 4? And while they're at it, they can fold in some other characters from Netflix shows. For example, who's to say that President Underwood isn't impeached for various crimes and sent to a women's prison due to overcrowding in the men's facilities? That wouldn't be any more unbelievable than most of what happens on House of Cards.