Look away, good people! Look away!

It pains me to even mention this in the genteel company of the Internet citizenry, but I feel that it is my duty to warn all of you of some rather disturbing footage that is being passed about in the rougher corners of the Information Super Highway. Apparently, a fellow who was participating in the televised competition The Price Is Right let his happiness get away from him after a particularly big win, and he... well, he... that is to say, he...

I'll just come right out and say it—please make sure that your children have left the room before reading further—he befouled the carpeting of the television studio. With his groin:

Sources: mrbigfatbrowndonkey | h/t Uproxx