Do you ever have that dream where you're watching Full House but all of the actors look a little bit different and are saying traumatizing things to children?
Lifetime released the first clip for The Unauthorized Full House Story and it looks cuckoo crazy. The actors look bizarrely similar to the real-life people they're playing, yet they talk with the cadence of characters in The Room.
The made-for-TV movie is about "the rise of the cast of one of America's most beloved family sitcoms and the pressures they faced in balancing their television personas with their real lives." But seems like it's actually just about making fun of the show and indulging viewers' nostalgia for the charms of a worse era of television.
I'm not sure why faux John Stamos is criticizing faux Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's performance, though, when everyone knows Michelle Tanner was the best Full House character. Chill, Uncle Jesse. Don't start a power struggle you cannot win.