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<p>Here at Someecards we spend 24/7 on the internet, reading tweets, posting articles, eating leftover pizza&ndash;yes, we have no lives. So when we find funny, cute, weird and wild content, we share it. Here are some we found today. We hope you like them as much as we did.</p><p> </p><p>1. The secret of success.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="486" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/whatsapp-image-2022-01-15-at-74007-am-AiO7sq.jpeg" width="1180" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. Makes enough sense.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">a stingray should be called a pancake whale but that’s not my problem</p>&mdash; audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) <a href="https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1482267648306024449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. Policy denied.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They won’t insure you against a disco inferno, don’t even bother asking.</p>&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1482213981020631040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. True.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1298403737283764224</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5. Agree.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I still think using a squirt gun for communion is both sanitary and fun. Jesus doesn’t specify how you take it.</p>&mdash; Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/curlycomedy/status/1482225104901840896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. Amazing.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/wUyqg43OAE">pic.twitter.com/wUyqg43OAE</a></p>&mdash; Possum Every Hour (@PossumEveryHour) <a href="https://twitter.com/PossumEveryHour/status/1482200882812964866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. We&#39;ll keep trying until we get it right.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why haven’t scientists come up with a hygienic way to pee in bed yet</p>&mdash; Emily Panic (@aprettybigmouth) <a href="https://twitter.com/aprettybigmouth/status/1482225804755062784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. Poor Brian Austin Green (or did he do bad things?). It&#39;s so hard to keep this stuff straight.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Literally nothing about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly as a couple DOESN’T make sense.</p>&mdash; Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) <a href="https://twitter.com/elizaskinner/status/1482227398309343233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. Why doesn&#39;t this happen more often?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here</p>&mdash; new fred dropped (@FredTaming) <a href="https://twitter.com/FredTaming/status/1482020681697005571?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. LOL</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hello, 911? My wife is being too loud on her zoom calls but I can&#39;t say anything because she&#39;s making more money than me</p>&mdash; Gus Tate (@gustate) <a href="https://twitter.com/gustate/status/1482030559761154053?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. Smart kid.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son screamed “watch out dad” in the crosswalk bc of a blatantly obvious car 😭. I said thanks. He said, “i couldnt let my dad get squished bc i might not like my step dad”</p>&mdash; Flick (@Frediculous) <a href="https://twitter.com/Frediculous/status/1482031291725869064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12. 100% could see this happening.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Rogan: hamburgers are good but I am trying to eat less pork <br><br>Guest: hamburgers are made with beef <br><br>Joe Rogan: ham is from pork it says ham in hamburger<br><br>Guest: it is beef <br><br>Joe Rogan: that’s not what I’ve heard Jamie look that up</p>&mdash; Tim Ross (@TimRossComedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/TimRossComedy/status/1482018758885617666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13. Ha.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why do I need a husband? I already have a cat who can&#39;t load the dishwasher right.</p>&mdash; SneezingWithWetMascara (@WetMascara) <a href="https://twitter.com/WetMascara/status/1482070431251185668?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 enjoyable tweets to get your day started off right.

Here at Someecards we spend 24/7 on the internet, reading tweets, posting articles, eating leftover pizza&ndash;yes, we have no lives. So when we find funny, cute, weird and wild content, we share it. Here are some we found today. We hope you like them as much as we did. 1. The secret of success.  Twitter2. Makes enough sense.a stingray should be called a pancake whale but that’s not my problem&mdash; audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2022 3. Policy denied.They won’t insure you against a disco inferno, don’t even bother asking.&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 15, 2022 4. True.https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/12984037372837642245. Agree.I still think using a squirt gun for communion is both sanitary and fun. Jesus doesn’t specify how you take it.&mdash; Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 15, 2022 6. Amazing.pic.twitter.com/wUyqg43OAE&mdash; Possum Every Hour (@PossumEveryHour) January 15, 2022 7. We&#39;ll keep trying until we get it right.Why haven’t scientists come up with a hygienic way to pee in bed yet&mdash; Emily Panic (@aprettybigmouth) January 15, 2022 8. Poor Brian Austin Green (or did he do bad things?). It&#39;s so hard to keep this stuff straight.Literally nothing about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly as a couple DOESN’T make sense.&mdash; Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) January 15, 2022 9. Why doesn&#39;t this happen more often?normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here&mdash; new fred dropped (@FredTaming) January 14, 2022 10. LOLHello, 911? My wife is being too loud on her zoom calls but I can&#39;t say anything because she&#39;s making more money than me&mdash; Gus Tate (@gustate) January 14, 2022 11. Smart kid.My son screamed “watch out dad” in the crosswalk bc of a blatantly obvious car 😭. I said thanks. He said, “i couldnt let my dad get squished bc i might not like my step dad”&mdash; Flick (@Frediculous) January 14, 2022 12. 100% could see this happening.Joe Rogan: hamburgers are good but I am trying to eat less pork Guest: hamburgers are made with beef Joe Rogan: ham is from pork it says ham in hamburgerGuest: it is beef Joe Rogan: that’s not what I’ve heard Jamie look that up&mdash; Tim Ross (@TimRossComedy) January 14, 2022 13. Ha.Why do I need a husband? I already have a cat who can&#39;t load the dishwasher right.&mdash; SneezingWithWetMascara (@WetMascara) January 14, 2022 

Here at Someecards we spend 24/7 on the internet, reading tweets, posting articles, eating leftover pizza&ndash;yes, we have no lives. So when we find funny, cute, weird and wild content, we share it. Here are some we found today. We hope...