If Pokémon Go has done anything, it's weeded out the people with anger management issues.

Like this German kid, who, while strolling through what we can only assume is the Black Forest, got irrationally angry over a fictional character who lives within his phone (at least, that's what's happening according to the video title).

Because we got your back, we took the time to translate as best we could what this young man said. [Editor's note: Preeeeeetty sure that this is not at all accurate.] It went something like...