"Grand Theft Auto V Comments" blog turns gamers' bizarre, creepy, racist comments into hilarious art.

"Grand Theft Auto V Comments" blog turns gamers' bizarre, creepy, racist comments into hilarious art.
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And when you wil come ,we'll ger out of the way.

I generally try to defend gamers whenever I can, but if there's one type of gamer I can't forgive, it's the type of any group of people I can't forgive: YouTube commenters. Yesterday, the makers of Grand Theft Auto V, Rockstar Games, released the first gameplay trailer for GTA V (below), and the comments coming in are so amazing that they deserve to be turned into inspirational art, which is exactly what Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Comments does. The single-serving Tumblr has actually been running for 7 months, since the first GTA V trailer (not a gameplay trailer, though) came out, sending pre-teens and the mentally pre-teened into a dumbass tizzy. That tizzy primarily comes in three forms: juvenile horniness, juvenile prejudice, and juvenile idiocy. We're not sure which are our favorites yet.


I may well jizz myself, but anything I cry out will have proper grammar, god dammit!
 

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I'm caught in the space between inspiration and thinking about how dogs have six titties.
 

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They don't like this, QED they are retarqed. Also, I'm pretty sure it should be "retarqued."
 

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From the Bureau of Helpful Rednecks, a message from the guy who heard blacks talk once.
 

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That only happens to, like, one in every thousand gamers.
 

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Another message from the Bureau of Helpful Rednecks: there are many Mexicans in LA.

 

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They already have those...for free...everywhere. Is this your first time on the Internet?
 

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I want either a.) the version of the Sims he is playing, or b.) the weed he is smoking.

Check out way, way more at Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Comments.

(by Johnny McNulty)

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