I don't know what to do with my hands... fortunately that's not what we're using here.

I'm not a video game blogger, but I do enjoy being the impending-sign-of-the-apocalypse blogger every once in a while. Let's just get this out of the way: Custom Maid 3D has been letting you have virtual sex with a controller you insert your penis into since February. So, that's boring now. Insert penis, play sex game, orgasm, got it, boring. You custom design a maid (get the title now?) and have sex with her. There are even buttons on the penis controller so your hand never needs to leave the shaft.

Sources: Kotaku | Destructoid