The first step to mastering cool card tricks is making a very, very serious face like the wildly talented Zach Mueller does in this video for Fontaine Cards. Set to moody electronic music, the way that Mueller makes his cards twerk and writhe will encourage you to try your hand at Cardistry but ultimately stick with Texas Hold 'Em.
You are more like this baboon than you previously thought possible.
Impressive, Mueller. His sleight-of-hand tricks are nearly as impressive as the hat collection behind him.
But can he do hat tricks?