The most passionate trolls on the internet are commenting on cooking videos.

The most passionate trolls on the internet are commenting on cooking videos.
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Feeling overwhelmed by all the negativity on the internet? You may think the answer is to avoid political websites and stick to something safe, like food tutorials. Well, you're wrong—as wrong as stuffing a chicken breast with ham. Nowhere are people more vicious, sanctimonious, and obnoxious than in the comment sections of cooking videos, especially those made by Tasty.

Exhibit A.

First up, an innocent video from Tasty (which by the way has 70 million fans on Facebook—BuzzFeed itself only has 8 million) explaining how to make Apricot Dumplings. Sure, no one's ever going to make them, but it's fun to watch!

Apricot Dumplings FULL RECIPE: http://bzfd.it/2cJgYPc

Posted by Tasty on Sunday, September 11, 2016

Looks pretty yummy, right? Tanita, what do you think?

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Sure, shivering in disgust seems like a reasonable response.

Okay, so some people don't like the recipe. They're entitled to their opinion, surely.

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And we have our first "go f*ck yourself"! Thanks, Keith!
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Now here comes the lady who woke up this morning determined to use the word "butthurt" early and often.

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From dumplings to denying the existence of Jesus in under a day.

Exhibit B

Ready for more hot, juicy comment section action? Check out this recipe for Jalapeño Popper Dip-Stuffed Chicken.

Yeah, top commenter's gonna go ahead and call this recipe "f*cked up."

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Yeah we know, Ryan.
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It's literally stuffed with jalapeños and cheese, but Shivendu wants more flavor.
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Someone please teach RayJohn how to "unfollow" a page.

Exhibit C

When it comes to this recipe for Ham, Cheese, and Spinach-Stuffed Chicken (they like stuffing chicken a LOT), some Tasty fans just want to watch the world burn.

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Is anyone actually here for the recipes?
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Not to mention the vegetarian trolls.

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Wait, so is that a compliment?

Exhibit whatever

Okay, maybe cooking videos are too divisive. How about a silly, fun BuzzFeed list about picky eaters?

Nope. Everyone hates that, too.

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"The only thing worse than picky eaters is how much cream cheese those m-effers at Tasty use."

Exhibit Dessert

Okay, how about dessert? Everyone can agree on dessert, right? Recently, Tasty tried to convince people that making brownies "better-for-you" involved putting avocado in them.

But fans were not fooled.

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Kyle wrote a short play to express his dissatisfaction.
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Jordan cut to the chase.

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So there you have it: no corner of the internet is safe from the rage seething in the breast of man. Which is, of course, stuffed with cream cheese.

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