Disney princesses don't fare too well with the #HowOld bot.

Disney princesses don't fare too well with the #HowOld bot.
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At least the guy who kisses Sleeping Beauty can feel a little better since she's apparently not a minor after all.

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Under the sea / Under the sea! / It's very salty / Your skin gets all saggy / Under the sea!
Ariel's 16, by the way. Don't think too long about the wedding scene at the end.
(via Mashable)

The folks at Mashable had the very Internet idea to put the images of Disney princesses (a permanent Internet favorite) into the very rude age-guessing carnie living inside the website How-Old.net (the Internet's current flash in the pan). Unlike the rest of us, who were deeply offended by how accurate the site can be, the Disney princesses should be upset for a different reason: the machine either thought they were kids or really, really old women (how long was she asleep again, anyway?).

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While they believed she was male, Mulan was deemed too old to serve in the army.
Real age: 16. Seriously? (via Mashable)

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Rapunzel is way too young to be having dudes ask her to throw down her hair.
Real age: 18. Wow, she's lucky she got a movie made so far past her prime.
(via Mashable)

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"I'm not old, I just have resting bitch face, dammit. Literal resting bitch face."
Real age: 16. That's messed up.
(via Mashable)

See more over at Mashable.

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