In retrospect, the Fellowship of the Ring should have had matching vests with Frodo.

When I started writing this post, there were just three guys. Since then, more and more people (literally, one more and then another one) discovered that they had received the same immaculately terrible Noah's Ark-themed vest from their grandmother. Either there's a granny out there with a bunch of secret families who didn't realize the Internet would be the undoing of her web of lies, or this is the future of bad grandma gifting. It started with this dude, who wrote, "My 90-year old grandma mailed a homemade vest for me to "wear to parties". It's...amazing." He wasn't wrong.