<p>Meet Genie. Genie is a 4-day-old calf born on a ranch in Kerrville, Texas. Genie is <em>not</em> the 67-year-old bass guitarist and co-lead singer of rock band KISS. But you wouldn&#39;t know that at first glance, because:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div class="fb-post" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/hill.country.visitor/posts/10155046562528422" data-width="552"><blockquote cite="https://graph.facebook.com/151634438421/posts/10155046562528422/" class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><p>Gene Simmons, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016? This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a...</p>Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/151634438421">Hill Country Visitor</a> on <a href="https://graph.facebook.com/151634438421/posts/10155046562528422/">Saturday, July 29, 2017</a></blockquote></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>WOAH. Is that a calf? Or is that <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/gene-simmons-prince-death-pathetic-twitter-reactions/">GENE &quot;The Demon&quot; SIMMONS</a> in full makeup sticking out his tongue because it&#39;s the &#39;80s and that&#39;s considered a crazy thing to do???</p><p>Nope. It&#39;s a calf, at least according to local tourism site Hill Country Tourism, who shared a photo of the little guy, named after its doppelg&auml;nger, and a somewhat bizarre post in which they (jokingly?) imply Simmons is its..... dad? I think?</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://giphy.com/embed/gMDKyrWInxOhO" width="480"></iframe> <p>They wrote:</p> </div><blockquote> <p><a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=533406316747709&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" href="https://www.facebook.com/officialgenesimmons/?fref=mentions">Gene Simmons</a>, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016?<br /> This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000037223925&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" href="https://www.facebook.com/heather.taccetta?fref=mentions">Heather Leonard Taccetta</a> who works at <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=118688651480037&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" href="https://www.facebook.com/Cowboy-Steak-House-118688651480037/?fref=mentions">Cowboy Steak House</a>.<br /> Now Obviously, we can&#39;t serve this fine specimen, we may just keep Genie as we call her, as a Mascot for the Steakhouse.<br /> Now Heather DID ADMIT that they had <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=473126805007&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" href="https://www.facebook.com/995kiss/?fref=mentions">99.5 KISS Rocks San Antonio</a>; listening to <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=64075031411&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" href="https://www.facebook.com/KISS/?fref=mentions">KISS</a>!</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The side-by-side photos are now being circulated all over Twitter. Because c&#39;mon I mean would you just look at these two? TWINSIES, right down to that iconic tongue gesture:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Stop what you&#39;re doing and acknowledge this <a href="https://twitter.com/genesimmons?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@genesimmons</a> KISS lookalike cow going viral. Uncanny. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Moo?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Moo</a> <a href="https://t.co/bLjmSR9vrL">pic.twitter.com/bLjmSR9vrL</a></p>&mdash; Jessica Dill (@JessicaLynnDill) <a href="https://twitter.com/JessicaLynnDill/status/892468870086365184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">looking forward to see <a href="https://twitter.com/genesimmons?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@genesimmons</a> suing a cow for copyright <a href="https://t.co/nH8MR52QEa">https://t.co/nH8MR52QEa</a></p>&mdash; felipe tofani (@ftrc) <a href="https://twitter.com/ftrc/status/892383405668798465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gene Simmons trending because a baby cow has the markings of The Demon has made my entire day. <a href="https://t.co/klUoQqTDyr">pic.twitter.com/klUoQqTDyr</a></p>&mdash; Amanda of House Stark (@HTLHellcat) <a href="https://twitter.com/HTLHellcat/status/892474682020122624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The best shout out came from the KISS member himself&mdash;or, at least whoever runs his Twitter account. Or maybe it was Gene Simmons and he likes to talk about himself in third person which tbh <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/gene-simmons-prince-death-pathetic-twitter-reactions/">wouldn&#39;t surprise us.</a></p><oembed>https://twitter.com/genesimmons/status/891836678192549889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Ftech%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Ftongue-tied-gene-simmons-look-alike-calf-born-in-texas.html</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>&quot;This is real, folks!!! Calf called Genie is born on Texas ranch and looks EXACTLY like Kiss rocker Gene Simmons,&quot; the rocker&#39;s Twitter account tweeted.</p><p>Others are on board.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">OMG she really looks like you! and the name &quot;Genie&quot;! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You should meet her some day 😆</p>&mdash; Kay (@FredPaulie) <a href="https://twitter.com/FredPaulie/status/891837611047657472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>And others can&#39;t get over this headline from <em><a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4132443/calf-texas-looks-like-kiss-gene-simmons/" target="_blank">The Sun</a></em>, which, honestly, might be the best thing about this already-great story.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was made for loving moo 😂😂</p>&mdash; H o l l y (@hollyjenn225) <a href="https://twitter.com/hollyjenn225/status/891841418574143488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Even Gene Simmons can't get over how much this newborn calf looks like him.

Meet Genie. Genie is a 4-day-old calf born on a ranch in Kerrville, Texas. Genie is not the 67-year-old bass guitarist and co-lead singer of rock band KISS. But you wouldn&#39;t know that at first glance, because:Gene Simmons, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016? This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a...Posted by Hill Country Visitor on Saturday, July 29, 2017WOAH. Is that a calf? Or is that GENE &quot;The Demon&quot; SIMMONS in full makeup sticking out his tongue because it&#39;s the &#39;80s and that&#39;s considered a crazy thing to do???Nope. It&#39;s a calf, at least according to local tourism site Hill Country Tourism, who shared a photo of the little guy, named after its doppelg&auml;nger, and a somewhat bizarre post in which they (jokingly?) imply Simmons is its..... dad? I think? They wrote:  Gene Simmons, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016? This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a Heather Leonard Taccetta who works at Cowboy Steak House. Now Obviously, we can&#39;t serve this fine specimen, we may just keep Genie as we call her, as a Mascot for the Steakhouse. Now Heather DID ADMIT that they had 99.5 KISS Rocks San Antonio; listening to KISS! The side-by-side photos are now being circulated all over Twitter. Because c&#39;mon I mean would you just look at these two? TWINSIES, right down to that iconic tongue gesture:Stop what you&#39;re doing and acknowledge this @genesimmons KISS lookalike cow going viral. Uncanny. #Moo pic.twitter.com/bLjmSR9vrL&mdash; Jessica Dill (@JessicaLynnDill) August 1, 2017 looking forward to see @genesimmons suing a cow for copyright https://t.co/nH8MR52QEa&mdash; felipe tofani (@ftrc) August 1, 2017 Gene Simmons trending because a baby cow has the markings of The Demon has made my entire day. pic.twitter.com/klUoQqTDyr&mdash; Amanda of House Stark (@HTLHellcat) August 1, 2017 The best shout out came from the KISS member himself&mdash;or, at least whoever runs his Twitter account. Or maybe it was Gene Simmons and he likes to talk about himself in third person which tbh wouldn&#39;t surprise us.https://twitter.com/genesimmons/status/891836678192549889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Ftech%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Ftongue-tied-gene-simmons-look-alike-calf-born-in-texas.html&quot;This is real, folks!!! Calf called Genie is born on Texas ranch and looks EXACTLY like Kiss rocker Gene Simmons,&quot; the rocker&#39;s Twitter account tweeted.Others are on board.OMG she really looks like you! and the name &quot;Genie&quot;! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You should meet her some day 😆&mdash; Kay (@FredPaulie) July 31, 2017 And others can&#39;t get over this headline from The Sun, which, honestly, might be the best thing about this already-great story.I was made for loving moo 😂😂&mdash; H o l l y (@hollyjenn225) July 31, 2017 

Even Gene Simmons can't get over how much this newborn calf looks like Gene Simmons.