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You don't wanna know what happened when she got to the part where its nose gets blown off.

Google wants to put all of human knowledge at our fingertips. Apparently, that knowledge includes what happened between this girl and someone else's fingertips in the 10th grade. Perhaps the best part of this is how obvious the poster thinks this is. There is only one sentence about the Sphinx beginning her life of sexual exploration in between two normal sentences about seeing it in person. Because, after all, we all remember which class activated our latent sexual urges. Maybe for you it was AP Bio that finally made you notice girls, or suddenly during Hemingway you felt a desire to engage with manly things. Anyway, the Sphinx is pretty cool in person. Just thought you should know.

Sources: redditor possum_pendulum