Advertising - All I've learned from the Wikipedia blackout is that I know nothing

Can you not go another day without learning the root cause of the Franco-Prussian War? Dying to know the culinary purpose of creme fraiche? Still trying to figure out what the hell happened in the season finale of LOST? Sure, the 24-hour Wikipedia blackout has everyone wandering the Earth like aimless, inquisitive zombies who haven't bothered to internalize any information in the last 10 years, but we're here to help. In the comments below, ask us anything you'd normally be asking Wikipedia right now, and click "Like" for the funniest ones you see. Later today, we'll post Wikipedia-style entries for our favorites.