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Born in a small log homepage on the Internet frontier, Amy Frey originally pursued a career as a person in the real world running a possibly-ironic campaign for the mayor of Portland, Oregon. Sadly, she lost to one of the other ironic campaigns for Portland mayor (is there any other kind?) but unintentionally found her calling as mayor of the Internet. Although her pro-puppy stance caused a major civil war among the cat fanatics of the Internet, she re-established rule in a brutal war won by the most powerful force on the Internet, sex. In doing so, she freed happiness, which had heretofore been considered subservient to the dominant emotion of the Internet: crushing, lonely sadness.