That filing cabinet in the background is actually an NSA guy in a filing cabinet suit.

We often imagine Google as the massive, intelligent, omniscient super-brain of the Internet, but the truth is that the only reason Google can perform its billions of searches so well is that it has no actual consciousness or soul that is forced to reckon with the endless stream of stupidity, porn, and moral depravity that we type into its blinking blank search bar every day.

If it did, it would probably look like Brian Huskey in this College Humor video—flustered, put-upon, grossed out and most importantly, disappointed. (Anthropomorphic websites, by the way, have to be the most endurable way to parody the Internet.)

Sources: College Humor