What an idiot. You don't need to pay someone else to surf the Internet at work all day.

Livin' the dream. That's what this putz was trying to do: live the American dream of hiring a much poorer person to do all your work for far less while taking the credit and pay, not to mention a job for which plenty of Americans would be willing to do at least 3/4 of the work. With all this free time, what did this highly-paid software developer do? Cure cancer? Build his own company? Write the Great Outsourced American Novel? Nope: cats. The last time we checked, that counted as doing less than nothing. But hey, maybe he can take his money and move to China. It's a lot cheaper over there, we hear.

Sources: redditor nickcm1