<p>Twitter can be fun, but the experience is completely defined by the people you choose to follow. We here at Someecards want to make it easy for you to find hilarious people to brighten up your feed and give you that almost-spit-coffee-onto-your-keyboard laugh out loud moment you need to get you through the day.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Giphy" height="150" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-1-0cHO8E.gif" width="200" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Giphy</div></figure><p>Which brings us to one of our absolute favorite people on Twitter: @ohnoshetwitnt. As one of Twitter&#39;s MVP&#39;s, she&#39;s consistently hilarious and ridiculously prolific, easily one of the funniest people on the whole site. Sharp as a tack, her mind moves about a thousand miles per minute. She&#39;s the first to call mansplainers out on their &quot;Actually&quot;s, and she tweets a lot about politics, but you don&#39;t have to be following closely to get her jokes. She&#39;s also the ultimate fangirl, tweeting often about superheroes, Disney princesses, and <em>Game of Thrones</em>. Something for everyone, really!</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Here&#39;s a selection of her funniest tweets, showcasing her skills as a master tweeter.</p><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">1.</span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her but don&#39;t judge her based on her appearance. Women should support each other, not tear each other down.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/601765345397989376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me: (squeezing into a gown) I&#39;m so sick of the fashion industry. Who do you even make these clothes for? Children?<br>Disney Store clerk: Yes.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/668045679361720320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[Batman at McDonald&#39;s]<br>What&#39;s your chicken sandwich called?<br>-A McChicken<br>And the rib?<br>-A McRib<br>[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/594173107449004033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 1, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Voting for Trump was the ultimate anti-choice move because now we&#39;re all stuck taking care of this giant idiot baby we didn&#39;t want.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/816093127844958209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 3, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[in court]<br>Judge: You&#39;re the prosecutor?<br>Prosecutor: Yes.<br>Judge: So then who is this?<br>Me: (flips hair) I&#39;m the prosecutest.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/844865161991094275?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 23, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Mom, tell me about 2016.&quot;<br><br>Well, honey, people were upset about a woman&#39;s emails so we let Nazis take over.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/808667319962574850?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I made this handy chart for people who don&#39;t seem to understand why we&#39;re focusing on Trump when &quot;other people have done bad things too&quot;. <a href="https://t.co/gVjQLZY7bB">pic.twitter.com/gVjQLZY7bB</a></p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/878976320612569089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/870604149427236865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 2, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes. <a href="https://t.co/pdKh5EWd2U">pic.twitter.com/pdKh5EWd2U</a></p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/877150691512524802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine if white people were as vocally outraged by white supremacist rallies as they are by a guy not standing for the National Anthem.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/896699427813027840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 13, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Conservatives: Abortion is murder! Every life is precious!<br><br>Also conservatives: Fuck your sick baby that&#39;s not my problem go get a 3rd job.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/859714005157412864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 3, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine being the less likable person in a photograph with Ted Cruz. <a href="https://t.co/Jqp4wTs5lM">pic.twitter.com/Jqp4wTs5lM</a></p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/942588113402068992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This year, instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump is going to round up every turkey Obama ever pardoned and kill them on live TV.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/931169486241230849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tony Stark: Actually, a metal suit would be more effective than guns aga...<br>Black Widow: I&#39;m getting really sick of your Iron Mansplaining.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/703547965688958976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 27, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Batmansplaining. <a href="https://t.co/bhopSikGoY">pic.twitter.com/bhopSikGoY</a></p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/926959260508049410?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 4, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When someone tells you they can&#39;t rule Winterfell because they&#39;re the three-eyed Raven, that&#39;s called Bransplaining.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/894173916687724545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you tweet and someone who disagrees with you replies with a Breitbart link to prove their point, that&#39;s called Klansplaining.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/867720888480911361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 25, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the shittiest episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/992047763570470912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 3, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Most of the time lately, Twitter is very bad, but for a brief moment today, I enjoyed myself. <a href="https://t.co/R86YHiV4zn">pic.twitter.com/R86YHiV4zn</a></p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/914009180318654464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>20.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If Giuliani were your wingman, he’d tell the chick you’re hitting on that she should hook up with you and he knows you’re a good guy because your wife says so all the time.</p>&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/992027936357220353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 3, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 times @ohnoshetwitnt was the funniest person on Twitter.

Twitter can be fun, but the experience is completely defined by the people you choose to follow. We here at Someecards want to make it easy for you to find hilarious people to brighten up your feed and give you that almost-spit-coffee-onto-your-keyboard laugh out loud moment you need to get you through the day.  GiphyWhich brings us to one of our absolute favorite people on Twitter: @ohnoshetwitnt. As one of Twitter&#39;s MVP&#39;s, she&#39;s consistently hilarious and ridiculously prolific, easily one of the funniest people on the whole site. Sharp as a tack, her mind moves about a thousand miles per minute. She&#39;s the first to call mansplainers out on their &quot;Actually&quot;s, and she tweets a lot about politics, but you don&#39;t have to be following closely to get her jokes. She&#39;s also the ultimate fangirl, tweeting often about superheroes, Disney princesses, and Game of Thrones. Something for everyone, really!Here&#39;s a selection of her funniest tweets, showcasing her skills as a master tweeter.1.Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her but don&#39;t judge her based on her appearance. Women should support each other, not tear each other down.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 22, 2015 2.Me: (squeezing into a gown) I&#39;m so sick of the fashion industry. Who do you even make these clothes for? Children?Disney Store clerk: Yes.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 21, 2015 3.[Batman at McDonald&#39;s]What&#39;s your chicken sandwich called?-A McChickenAnd the rib?-A McRib[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2015 4.Voting for Trump was the ultimate anti-choice move because now we&#39;re all stuck taking care of this giant idiot baby we didn&#39;t want.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 3, 2017 5.[in court]Judge: You&#39;re the prosecutor?Prosecutor: Yes.Judge: So then who is this?Me: (flips hair) I&#39;m the prosecutest.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 23, 2017 6.&quot;Mom, tell me about 2016.&quot;Well, honey, people were upset about a woman&#39;s emails so we let Nazis take over.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 13, 2016 7.I made this handy chart for people who don&#39;t seem to understand why we&#39;re focusing on Trump when &quot;other people have done bad things too&quot;. pic.twitter.com/gVjQLZY7bB&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 25, 2017 8.Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 2, 2017 9.Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes. pic.twitter.com/pdKh5EWd2U&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 20, 2017 10.Imagine if white people were as vocally outraged by white supremacist rallies as they are by a guy not standing for the National Anthem.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 13, 2017 11.Conservatives: Abortion is murder! Every life is precious!Also conservatives: Fuck your sick baby that&#39;s not my problem go get a 3rd job.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 3, 2017 12.Imagine being the less likable person in a photograph with Ted Cruz. pic.twitter.com/Jqp4wTs5lM&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 18, 2017 13.This year, instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump is going to round up every turkey Obama ever pardoned and kill them on live TV.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 16, 2017 14.Tony Stark: Actually, a metal suit would be more effective than guns aga...Black Widow: I&#39;m getting really sick of your Iron Mansplaining.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 27, 2016 15.Batmansplaining. pic.twitter.com/bhopSikGoY&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 4, 2017 16.When someone tells you they can&#39;t rule Winterfell because they&#39;re the three-eyed Raven, that&#39;s called Bransplaining.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 6, 2017 17.When you tweet and someone who disagrees with you replies with a Breitbart link to prove their point, that&#39;s called Klansplaining.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 25, 2017 18.Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the shittiest episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 3, 2018 19.Most of the time lately, Twitter is very bad, but for a brief moment today, I enjoyed myself. pic.twitter.com/R86YHiV4zn&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 30, 2017 20.If Giuliani were your wingman, he’d tell the chick you’re hitting on that she should hook up with you and he knows you’re a good guy because your wife says so all the time.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 3, 2018 

Twitter can be fun, but the experience is completely defined by the people you choose to follow. We here at Someecards want to make it easy for you to find hilarious people to brighten up your feed and give you that...