Maybe this is like that really fancy coffee where the beans have to be half-digested by tree cats in the jungle before being brewed.

This video, uploaded by the very appropriately named TheEws1986 (because, ew), is perhaps the most, if not only, correct response to Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine butt cover. You can't break the Internet, Kim. The Internet will only absorb your butt, and the Internet will become stronger.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: Tastefully Offensive