Not even Game of Thrones has revenge this sparkly and cruel.
Revenge is a dish best served in tiny, sparkly pieces that will make their way into everyone's hair, their eyes, their clothing, their carpets, in between the planks in hardwood floors, and of course eventually end up on your chin during a very important meeting, prompting your boss to ask if you had just come from a rave. I'm talking, of course, about glitter. Awful, awful glitter. Most of us wouldn't wish glitter on our worst enemies, but if you would, now you can do so anonymously online for only ten Australian dollars at ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com.