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If you're tired of spending your precious screen time searching for hidden snakes, dogs, Oscars, English monarchs, and other woefully unerotic items, we've got a treat for you. The masterminds behind the hit Instagram account Subtle Dildo create elaborate, detailed tableaus, each of which contains a "big rubber dong" hidden where you'd least expect it. Each of their unique pictures is a fascinating and titillating puzzle. They're so addictive, you'll forget you've been staring at dildos on your work computer for the last two hours.

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Sometimes, the dildo isn't that hard to spot.

Sooo easy! 0.01s! This game isn't even trying. #soeasy #tryharder #lazy

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But other times, it can be very challenging.

A steady head never made a skillful stacker #hatstack2016

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This one is particularly frustrating. I've stared at it for so long, and I still can't spot the wang!

If you think this is some new fad, you're wrong. These folks have been posting dildo pics for years.

#superbowl

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Here's a sampling of some of their greatest hits. Check out the Instagram page for the rest, but try to pace yourself. You don't want to get fired over dildos… again.

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Never go out for a @cocacola again. #rethinkyourdrink @sodastreamcanada #iphone6

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Wine on a Wednesday, must be somebodies #birthday. #winewednesday #hardday #vscocam

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How do they always win!? 💪 #featsofstrength

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KITCHEN!!! KNIFE!!! FIGHT!!! 🔪 #danger

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We don't mean to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house! #fear #death ...dad?

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Sources: Subtle Dildo