"Wait! His driver's license says he's a porn donor."
In today's world, your last will and testament is less important than your last 50 visited pages when you die. You want to be remembered for your charity work, your time in the Army, your marriage of 40 years and your loving grandchildren. But if you're not careful, you'll be remembered more for your dedication to Big Naturals, your steadfast loyalty to Vivid.com, and, surprisingly, your curiosity about ladies who are not. Screw telling your doctor you're diabetic, tell him you're perverted first.