Finally, a website that enables laziness!

"We're much too busy being enviably attractive to read through all of this with our eyes." (via Thinkstock)

Let's not even pretend that you read through all the gobblygook for online services before checking the "Agree" box and promptly putting that boring legal business out of your head. Don't insult my intelligence by claiming that you do anything other than scrolling to the bottom and clicking wildly until the annoying word box goes away, and I won't insult yours by pretending that I'm admonishing you. Agreeing to things without the necessary information is a part of Internet culture. It is a ritual in which we all partake.