Having roommates has its ups and downs. On the one hand, they keep you from being lonely and make rent cheaper. On the other hand, there's the privacy issue, as well as the them possibly being a horrible person issue. When you live with someone (or several someones), privacy can be hard to come by. The result is people catching other people doing the weird things we all do when we're alone. (Right, guys? We all do weird things, right??)
People on Reddit shared the weirdest things their roommates ever did. Roommates, take note: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE BEDROOMS.
He thought I had left.
Pulls out penis to Masturbate, and imitates MLK "Free at last, Free at LAST!"
Never told him. So, nowadays I say "Free at last!" at random times when referring to masturbating and I just see this look of fear.
"Does he know?"
Yes, Tyler. I know.