While an open bar and food paid for by the company is always fun, the forced 'Secret Santa' or 'White Elephant' exchange of mugs, socks, and snacks can be a complicated riddle. So, if you are dreading the yearly ritual of buying a gift until 30 dollars for a coworker you've never had a single conversation with that wasn't about 'the meeting,' here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are going to call in sick for the office Christmas party.