According to Revegelance:
A shirt that says 'FBI: Female Body Inspector'
Skin colored leggings. It always gives me a 'what the hell' moment before I realize what is happening. I mean that people wear these as pants. Not under skirts/dresses.
Scuba gear, especially the goggles. Even the most beautiful person is going to look like a constipated duck.
Fedora with safari flaps, even if the guy at the store says you’re the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off.
Those Walmart t-shirts with gangsta looney toons characters. Like Taz with a Rolex rolling dice and flashing cash. Bonus points if the shirt sparkles.
that one dwayne johnson outfit. a girl can’t even wear a turtleneck and jeans with a cute necklace unless she wants to feel like the mf rock.
Gigantic fake eye lashes. Women are running around looking like Furby dolls.
That ugly cape you have to wear when getting your hair cut.
You know that black short sleeve tee shirt that’s just a print of the front of a tuxedo?
MiggyFly takes it further:
Those shirts that say “I oil my AR-15 with Liberal tears” and “If I charge, follow me. If I retreat, kill me. If I die, avenge me” Sir, you’re in Target. Relax.
sellwinerugs quotes a genius:
Dimitri Martin explained it well: “I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket and thought, ‘that is cool’. Then I saw a guy in a leather vest and thought ‘that is not cool’. And that’s when I realized that cool is all about leather sleeves.”
Josaj124 goes in for the kill: