According to Revegelance:
A shirt that says "FBI: Female Body Inspector"
Skin colored leggings. It always gives me a "what the hell" moment before I realize what is happening. I mean that people wear these as pants. Not under skirts/dresses.
Scuba gear, especially the goggles. Even the most beautiful person is going to look like a constipated duck.
Fedora with safari flaps, even if the guy at the store says you’re the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off.