When tyfde45183 asked Reddit, 'What does no one look good wearing?' the internet was all too happy to respond...
According to Revegelance:
A shirt that says 'FBI: Female Body Inspector'
Romy_xd writes:
Skin colored leggings. It always gives me a 'what the hell' moment before I realize what is happening. I mean that people wear these as pants. Not under skirts/dresses.
From clownshow100:
Scuba gear, especially the goggles. Even the most beautiful person is going to look like a constipated duck.
Responsible_Repeat75 says:
Fedora with safari flaps, even if the guy at the store says you’re the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off.
From Window_Seat_:
Ankle monitor.
Reserved_Toast says:
Those Walmart t-shirts with gangsta looney toons characters. Like Taz with a Rolex rolling dice and flashing cash. Bonus points if the shirt sparkles.
gordita_brunch writes:
Hospital gown.
kibuloml laments:
that one dwayne johnson outfit. a girl can’t even wear a turtleneck and jeans with a cute necklace unless she wants to feel like the mf rock.
From thrownoutta:
Gigantic fake eye lashes. Women are running around looking like Furby dolls.
nlowrey95 says:
That ugly cape you have to wear when getting your hair cut.
Snacktivities writes:
You know that black short sleeve tee shirt that’s just a print of the front of a tuxedo?
Narrow-Escape-6481 says:
Political hats.
MiggyFly takes it further:
Those shirts that say “I oil my AR-15 with Liberal tears” and “If I charge, follow me. If I retreat, kill me. If I die, avenge me” Sir, you’re in Target. Relax.
sellwinerugs quotes a genius:
Dimitri Martin explained it well: “I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket and thought, ‘that is cool’. Then I saw a guy in a leather vest and thought ‘that is not cool’. And that’s when I realized that cool is all about leather sleeves.”
Josaj124 goes in for the kill:
Shower caps.