20 funny tweets from fans who can't handle what's happening on 'House of the Dragon.'

Sep 12, 2022 | 8:04 PM

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Perfectly platinum hair without a trace of purple shampoo in all of Westeros, family members shamelessly making out with each other, and dragons casually swooping down to breathe fire all over some pirates? The 'Game of Thrones' universe is a messy journey....

If you were unhealthily invested in 'Game of Thrones' with your Sunday nights being forever consumed with a magical world of ice zombies led by an ice leader, you've probably found yourself surrendering yet again to 'House of the Dragon.' If you can't resist the twisted realm of gratuitous nudity, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are struggling to unpack the chaos. Dracarys!

1.

Intimacy Coordinating for House of Dragon. pic.twitter.com/ZDT8ZMmtyO
— Mike McLendon (@themikemclendon) September 12, 2022

2.

#HouseOftheDragon #hotd

Mom: “the tea isn’t that hot”
the tea: pic.twitter.com/rHpgalSG6G
— 🌱 (@elma_o0) September 12, 2022

3.

showrunner said daemon was using rhaenyra to hurt viserys but people think the little speech he gave in the throne room is romantic lmfao
— K. (@visenyasdaughtr) September 12, 2022

4.

i want rhaenyra
😜
   👊/||\_
    _/¯    ¯\_

i’ll take her as she is
👋
    \ 😳
        || \_
    _/¯  ¯\_

*vomits*
— dr bitchcraft, esq. (@kneeinjurie) September 12, 2022

5.

daemon being like "did you know women also have orgasms" and rhaenyra being all "they WHAT" is ALREADY a fanfiction premise, my god
— chel destinies ✨ (@destiniesfic) September 12, 2022

6.

can’t wait to see the transition from daemon being power-hungry and wanting the throne out of entitlement, spite, and ambition to being power-hungry and laying his sword at rhaenyra’s feet, doing anything in his power to secure it for her
— hotd spoilers | daemyra’s lord commander (@dcemyra) September 12, 2022

7.

How Rhaenyra slept after nearly smashing her uncle, got her cheeks clapped by Sir Criston, lied on her momma, and gaslighted her father into firing Otto Hightower #hotd #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp4 pic.twitter.com/xpUCgzHJSG
— sarcapsm (@sarcapsm) September 12, 2022

8.

viserys: what lord will wed her now? in this condition?

daemon:#houseofthedragon pic.twitter.com/kUy8X2gimO
— mia | hotd spoilers (@silvcrwings) September 12, 2022

9.

Still on my Daemon Rhaenyra holding hands brainrot! Cuz the way he doesn't look when offering his hand, and she just holds it immediately. It's so dmn natural! These actors are making me suffer#HouseoftheDragon #HOTD pic.twitter.com/Ph3eB3ru6j
— 🐣 (@gonlyb) September 12, 2022

10.

#HouseOfTheDragon #spoilers I loved the bit where the woman offers to show Rhaenyra her death, and then it immediately cuts away to one of the dragon lanterns breathing flame. I see what y’all did there.
— a dong of ice and fire (@jonswoe) September 12, 2022

11.

Plan B (medieval) #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD pic.twitter.com/r3DZR2eSdV
— out of context house of the dragon (@oochotd) September 12, 2022

12.

Rhaenyra:

Were I born a man, I could bed whomever I wanted.

I could father a dozen bastards and no one in your court would blink an eye.

Ahhh my queen!! #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/EW5hQDE2gN
— 𝑹𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒓 (@mithunxz) September 12, 2022

13.

going absolutely feral over this look of daemon targaryen and the way he looks at rhaenyra but what’s new#HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/G48AQtFyNg
— anne of the endless (@seoulofmischief) September 12, 2022

14.

#HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

Rhaenyra: I swear it upon the memory of my mother.

Meanwhile Aemma : pic.twitter.com/e4XwE2FCyf
— 𝑹𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒓 (@mithunxz) September 12, 2022

15.

I’m sorry to everyone talking about Rhaenyra being a savage this last episode… but are we not gonna talk about Samwell Blackwood who gutted a man like he was a Build-a-Bear plushie?#HouseOfTheDragonEp4 #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/e58wCOh0DI
— ✨SD✨ (@sofiadalforte) September 12, 2022

16.

Rhaenyra stacking fine men like pancakes and we have to stan. https://t.co/KQ2mr8iwez
— JJ (@CatladyJJ) September 12, 2022

17.

Rhaenyra lying to save both hers and Daemon's ass only for Daemon to lie to get them into bigger trouble is just so funny to me
— Vee🐉 HOTD SPOILERS (@starlessreylo) September 12, 2022

18.

Its always "I love you" and never "I want Rhaenyra. I'll take her as she is and wed her in the tradition of our House."
— JJ (@CatladyJJ) September 12, 2022

19.

‘I want Rhaenyra’ has been ringing in my head since last night.
— Elessar (@itisntrealletme) September 12, 2022

20.

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Westeros elite. #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/2ZgOBnaepV
— redrum (@kaunescau) September 12, 2022

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