Humor

<p>The year 2023 has been going hard already.</p><p>As the third installment in the 2020s, 2023 has continued the trend of horrifying news, weird memes, random wholesome acts, and an online population of people who are rapidly losing whatever sanity they once claimed to have.</p><p>If you feel a bit loopy this year, you&#39;re far from alone. And if you need a laugh, look no further.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">bitches feel some sunshine on their face in February and think everything is alright</p>&mdash; flori (@fairyqueenflori) <a href="https://twitter.com/fairyqueenflori/status/1625138241983709184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">even barney got buccal fat removal <a href="https://t.co/MlxWiy0RE5">pic.twitter.com/MlxWiy0RE5</a></p>&mdash; Abby Barr (@1AbbyRoad) <a href="https://twitter.com/1AbbyRoad/status/1625491422286860292?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nothing is universally funny. Except when your pet’s name starts with a “mister,” we can ALL agree that shit slaps</p>&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) <a href="https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1625465860121821187?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I too will no longer be doing sex scenes on Netflix&#39;s YOU</p>&mdash; broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1624845931085725696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hate saying I have an “open marriage” bc it’s misleading. We’re only allowed to sleep with people who can help our careers</p>&mdash; Sally Ann Hall (@mesallyann) <a href="https://twitter.com/mesallyann/status/1625220801778556932?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Asian parents dressing their kids the second it dips below 65 degrees <a href="https://t.co/Lxb3CrkuBS">pic.twitter.com/Lxb3CrkuBS</a></p>&mdash; Xu 徐 (@Hellotherexu) <a href="https://twitter.com/Hellotherexu/status/1624991497715322880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[using depression to fight anxiety]<br>actually I’m not annoying anyone because no one thinks about me at all</p>&mdash; Caitlin (@caithuls) <a href="https://twitter.com/caithuls/status/1004888416482406400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my dad just sent me this venn diagram he made <a href="https://t.co/iB0l5B3e3D">pic.twitter.com/iB0l5B3e3D</a></p>&mdash; Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau) <a href="https://twitter.com/anniierau/status/1624897763988197383?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sometimes I think I have my life together and then I remember that not once but two separate times in my 30s I have been robbed at bars because I was focusing too hard on karaoke</p>&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimberDin/status/1626714092034748416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="it" dir="ltr">cinderella: <a href="https://t.co/4I8fAtok5x">https://t.co/4I8fAtok5x</a></p>&mdash; kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) <a href="https://twitter.com/kristoferthomas/status/1627115802292887553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If the eagles win me and my guy friends are gonna have sex with each other once and for all</p>&mdash; Chris (@chrisaileo) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrisaileo/status/1624877618234368002?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">one of my friends in their slut era… <a href="https://t.co/AXQb4HVviK">pic.twitter.com/AXQb4HVviK</a></p>&mdash; kscraps (@kelly_scraps) <a href="https://twitter.com/kelly_scraps/status/1625619000636874753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">the energy at barre tonight was how do I put this um like super murderous</p>&mdash; Delia Cai (@delia_cai) <a href="https://twitter.com/delia_cai/status/1625641376284114944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me telepathically telling my friend across the room that I want to leave the event. <a href="https://t.co/6K0itXqYah">pic.twitter.com/6K0itXqYah</a></p>&mdash; Cortne M Bonilla (@bonillacortne) <a href="https://twitter.com/bonillacortne/status/1624949707574312960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if you’re having sex tonight please use protection. I’m not worried about adding more scorpios to the world I just don’t think it’s fair to ask your friends to go to your baby shower in this economy</p>&mdash; stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) <a href="https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1625694246127931392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">serving Shaun the Sheep realness <a href="https://t.co/XW83AUKnee">https://t.co/XW83AUKnee</a></p>&mdash; natty kasambala (@nattykasambala) <a href="https://twitter.com/nattykasambala/status/1623463259268415493?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 8, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sheridan Smith to play Beyoncé fan struggling to get tickets for Renaissance tour in gripping three part ITV drama <a href="https://t.co/fv9T8eCAsw">pic.twitter.com/fv9T8eCAsw</a></p>&mdash; 𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 (@BenitoHepton) <a href="https://twitter.com/BenitoHepton/status/1623080786151759872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I woke up last night at 4am to write a brilliant “business idea” in my phone notes. The business idea? <a href="https://t.co/19biGOp49R">pic.twitter.com/19biGOp49R</a></p>&mdash; Charlie Jamison (@CharlieJamison) <a href="https://twitter.com/CharlieJamison/status/1621891144849260545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 4, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i’m screaming <a href="https://t.co/G89a0MF5as">https://t.co/G89a0MF5as</a></p>&mdash; MNEK👼🏾 (@MNEK) <a href="https://twitter.com/MNEK/status/1624547436294295554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">mum after casually dropping a decades-old family secret after her third glass of wine <a href="https://t.co/w1PQUSfesk">pic.twitter.com/w1PQUSfesk</a></p>&mdash; Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) <a href="https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1624083060105805826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is what I get for leaving my house <a href="https://t.co/7c1OjA7dAW">pic.twitter.com/7c1OjA7dAW</a></p>&mdash; Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) <a href="https://twitter.com/jasebyjason/status/1623840485541289987?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">the deodorants at duane reade <a href="https://t.co/HR01UXOOB2">pic.twitter.com/HR01UXOOB2</a></p>&mdash; brennan (@BrennanCaldwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrennanCaldwell/status/1618739582597758977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Never heard of a class action lawsuit I wouldnt opt into. I’m building generational wealth $23 at a time</p>&mdash; jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1619472933222756352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>24.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Felt like changing someone’s life tonight <a href="https://t.co/lGpsaLyFwk">pic.twitter.com/lGpsaLyFwk</a></p>&mdash; greg (@greg16676935420) <a href="https://twitter.com/greg16676935420/status/1618417147772030976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nobody:<br><br>Babies eating spaghetti: <a href="https://t.co/cNUJp5G5tx">pic.twitter.com/cNUJp5G5tx</a></p>&mdash; Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) <a href="https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1617564470984978432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 of the funniest tweets from 2023 so far.

The year 2023 has been going hard already.As the third installment in the 2020s, 2023 has continued the trend of horrifying news, weird memes, random wholesome acts, and an online population of people who are rapidly losing whatever sanity they once claimed to have.If you feel a bit loopy this year, you&#39;re far from alone. And if you need a laugh, look no further.1.bitches feel some sunshine on their face in February and think everything is alright&mdash; flori (@fairyqueenflori) February 13, 2023 2.even barney got buccal fat removal pic.twitter.com/MlxWiy0RE5&mdash; Abby Barr (@1AbbyRoad) February 14, 2023 3.Nothing is universally funny. Except when your pet’s name starts with a “mister,” we can ALL agree that shit slaps&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) February 14, 2023 4.I too will no longer be doing sex scenes on Netflix&#39;s YOU&mdash; broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 12, 2023 5.I hate saying I have an “open marriage” bc it’s misleading. We’re only allowed to sleep with people who can help our careers&mdash; Sally Ann Hall (@mesallyann) February 13, 2023 6.Asian parents dressing their kids the second it dips below 65 degrees pic.twitter.com/Lxb3CrkuBS&mdash; Xu 徐 (@Hellotherexu) February 13, 2023 7.[using depression to fight anxiety]actually I’m not annoying anyone because no one thinks about me at all&mdash; Caitlin (@caithuls) June 8, 2018 8.my dad just sent me this venn diagram he made pic.twitter.com/iB0l5B3e3D&mdash; Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau) February 12, 2023 9.Sometimes I think I have my life together and then I remember that not once but two separate times in my 30s I have been robbed at bars because I was focusing too hard on karaoke&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) February 17, 2023 10.cinderella: https://t.co/4I8fAtok5x&mdash; kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) February 19, 2023 11.If the eagles win me and my guy friends are gonna have sex with each other once and for all&mdash; Chris (@chrisaileo) February 12, 2023 12.one of my friends in their slut era… pic.twitter.com/AXQb4HVviK&mdash; kscraps (@kelly_scraps) February 14, 2023 13.the energy at barre tonight was how do I put this um like super murderous&mdash; Delia Cai (@delia_cai) February 14, 2023 14.Me telepathically telling my friend across the room that I want to leave the event. pic.twitter.com/6K0itXqYah&mdash; Cortne M Bonilla (@bonillacortne) February 13, 2023 15.if you’re having sex tonight please use protection. I’m not worried about adding more scorpios to the world I just don’t think it’s fair to ask your friends to go to your baby shower in this economy&mdash; stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 15, 2023 16.serving Shaun the Sheep realness https://t.co/XW83AUKnee&mdash; natty kasambala (@nattykasambala) February 8, 2023 17.Sheridan Smith to play Beyoncé fan struggling to get tickets for Renaissance tour in gripping three part ITV drama pic.twitter.com/fv9T8eCAsw&mdash; 𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 (@BenitoHepton) February 7, 2023 18.I woke up last night at 4am to write a brilliant “business idea” in my phone notes. The business idea? pic.twitter.com/19biGOp49R&mdash; Charlie Jamison (@CharlieJamison) February 4, 2023 19.i’m screaming https://t.co/G89a0MF5as&mdash; MNEK👼🏾 (@MNEK) February 11, 2023 20.mum after casually dropping a decades-old family secret after her third glass of wine pic.twitter.com/w1PQUSfesk&mdash; Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) February 10, 2023 21.This is what I get for leaving my house pic.twitter.com/7c1OjA7dAW&mdash; Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) February 10, 2023 22.the deodorants at duane reade pic.twitter.com/HR01UXOOB2&mdash; brennan (@BrennanCaldwell) January 26, 2023 23.Never heard of a class action lawsuit I wouldnt opt into. I’m building generational wealth $23 at a time&mdash; jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) January 28, 2023 24.Felt like changing someone’s life tonight pic.twitter.com/lGpsaLyFwk&mdash; greg (@greg16676935420) January 26, 2023 25.Nobody:Babies eating spaghetti: pic.twitter.com/cNUJp5G5tx&mdash; Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) January 23, 2023 

The year 2023 has been going hard already.  As the third installment in the 2020s, 2023 has continued the trend of horrifying news, weird memes, random wholesome acts, and an online population of people who are rapidly losing whatever...