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<p>You need a break from Trump. We need a break from Trump. Here are fun, funny tweets that have nothing to do with Trump.</p><p>1.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/974652784447492097</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is what my tombstone is gonna say <a href="https://t.co/eT79Pq2Vjd">pic.twitter.com/eT79Pq2Vjd</a></p>&mdash; Lizzy (@thedirtbird) <a href="https://twitter.com/thedirtbird/status/974522792212250624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">need a Sofia Coppola movie about the 9 months Kylie Jenner spent off social media wandering pregnant around her Calabasas mansion</p>&mdash; Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) <a href="https://twitter.com/mollylambert/status/974040627817017344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Queer Dyke For The Straight Girl is three butches standing over her boyfriend/husband, intimidating him into being better, while two femmes give her an emotional uplifting talk FULL of tearful eye contact.</p>&mdash; Janine Brito (@janinebrito) <a href="https://twitter.com/janinebrito/status/973997006627549184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">twitter is like a very sad flash mob</p>&mdash; Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) <a href="https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/974408657348603904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="de" dir="ltr">Seinfeld (1989-1998, Sitcom) <a href="https://t.co/wEreUZynOQ">pic.twitter.com/wEreUZynOQ</a></p>&mdash; Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) <a href="https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/974388909345042432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy...my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water” <br>*students erupt in laughter*</p>&mdash; autumnpaige (@autumnsays_) <a href="https://twitter.com/autumnsays_/status/974008475721326592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Donald Duck does not wear pants because they would interfere with production of preen oil, created in a gland in the rump, that makes his feathers resistant to water</p>&mdash; every day from now on jerk (@rajandelman) <a href="https://twitter.com/rajandelman/status/973991430988410885?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/jourdayen/status/974329316090707969</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me with a woman I don’t know vs me when a man I don’t know <a href="https://t.co/raWHh5yeiR">pic.twitter.com/raWHh5yeiR</a></p>&mdash; Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarciaBelsky/status/973979026892173314?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’ve hit 2 deer in a month while commuting to work and my boss thought it would be funny to put this on my back up camera in the rental car I’m driving.<br>I nearly pooed myself <a href="https://t.co/VvUCXFCd7s">pic.twitter.com/VvUCXFCd7s</a></p>&mdash; Paxton Biggs 🗺 (@PaxBiggs) <a href="https://twitter.com/PaxBiggs/status/973685010434875393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is the best of all possible headlines. honestly, this makes the whole thing worth it. <a href="https://t.co/ikErN9LX6W">pic.twitter.com/ikErN9LX6W</a></p>&mdash; austin walker (@austin_walker) <a href="https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/974488131813695489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/corypalmer/status/974447413405548545</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ME: Who’s your favorite actor, Grandma?<br><br>GRANDMA [passive aggressively showing me her phone]: <a href="https://t.co/oZpLQzoWlP">pic.twitter.com/oZpLQzoWlP</a></p>&mdash; Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/974466335068471296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;This is a nice place to take a pic&quot;... <a href="https://t.co/bRWd3jysJ9">pic.twitter.com/bRWd3jysJ9</a></p>&mdash; Heba🌹 (@Heba_1123) <a href="https://twitter.com/Heba_1123/status/973366883666849793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND PUT IT IN THE BIN <a href="https://t.co/tfqzXolZed">pic.twitter.com/tfqzXolZed</a></p>&mdash; Big Field Productions (@BigFieldProd) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigFieldProd/status/974220205261053952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[wedding night]<br><br>NEW WIFE: So what do we do now?<br>ME: Slowly die together I guess.</p>&mdash; RM (@dorsalstream) <a href="https://twitter.com/dorsalstream/status/973592218077409280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">(To the tune of &quot;Band on the Run&quot;)<br><br>🎶Hat on a shrub, hat on a shrub<br>It should be on a man<br>But it&#39;s on a plant<br>A baby bear is called a cub🎶 <a href="https://t.co/rdGcB4AGV9">pic.twitter.com/rdGcB4AGV9</a></p>&mdash; Jordan Morris (@Jordan_Morris) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jordan_Morris/status/974684262694772736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Area Restroom User Worries They Maybe Should Have Established Better Rapport With Person They Asked To Watch Laptop</p>&mdash; Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) <a href="https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/974682773897310208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/socarolinesays/status/974300292991930368</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">haha some idiot left a perfectly good bottle of lemon gatorade at this truck stop <a href="https://t.co/34xhuTAkHB">pic.twitter.com/34xhuTAkHB</a></p>&mdash; dan mentos (@DanMentos) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/973737550773813248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>22.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/rachel/status/974458067629768704</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m trying. <a href="https://t.co/N1bUFSBNpH">pic.twitter.com/N1bUFSBNpH</a></p>&mdash; Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) <a href="https://twitter.com/NifMuhammad/status/973711447921446913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ME: The bullies at school stole my lunch money again<br><br>DAD: Did you tell anyone?<br><br>ME: Yes but they just say things like &quot;be strong&quot;, &quot;stop crying&quot;, and &quot;you&#39;re a useless teacher&quot;</p>&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/973927882216099840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>25.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/pluralistberry/status/973954245933387776</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>26.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BANK ROBBER: There&#39;ll be no trouble as long as everyone is cool<br><br>ME *remembering I&#39;m me* oh no</p>&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/970321742819405825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>27.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/McIntyross/status/972524001422643200</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>28.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/972928783715053568</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>29.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">me leaving the house despite being dead inside: <a href="https://t.co/UiztkQcaNe">pic.twitter.com/UiztkQcaNe</a></p>&mdash; Mike Hinson (@HinsonMike) <a href="https://twitter.com/HinsonMike/status/972245254022803461?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>30.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I Enjoyed Your Tweet But I Didn’t Like It Because I Didn’t Want You to Know I Hadn’t Gone to Bed Like I Said I Did</p>&mdash; SYS, Now Available at Shreck’s Department Store 🎄 (@TheAdamSass) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheAdamSass/status/974167265099657216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>31.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Girl crushes a cotton candy eating contest ❤️. <a href="https://t.co/AiEATAWBQH">pic.twitter.com/AiEATAWBQH</a></p>&mdash; Dee 🍉 (@_hellodee_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_hellodee_/status/974140198694010880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>32.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Not a lot of people know this but I dislike them</p>&mdash; Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) <a href="https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/974093173818646528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>33.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Maybe the problem isn’t me being antisocial — maybe the problem is my friends keep planning things on days that it rains or is too cold or windy or I have PMS or a bird looked at me weird</p>&mdash; May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) <a href="https://twitter.com/shutupmay/status/974072953993383941?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>34.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/Bez/status/974332210970054658</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>35.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/BeckyEbben/status/973373893879762944</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

35 hilarious tweets from the past week that have nothing to do with Trump.

You need a break from Trump. We need a break from Trump. Here are fun, funny tweets that have nothing to do with Trump.1.https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/9746527844474920972.This is what my tombstone is gonna say pic.twitter.com/eT79Pq2Vjd&mdash; Lizzy (@thedirtbird) March 16, 2018 3.need a Sofia Coppola movie about the 9 months Kylie Jenner spent off social media wandering pregnant around her Calabasas mansion&mdash; Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) March 14, 2018 4.Queer Dyke For The Straight Girl is three butches standing over her boyfriend/husband, intimidating him into being better, while two femmes give her an emotional uplifting talk FULL of tearful eye contact.&mdash; Janine Brito (@janinebrito) March 14, 2018 5.twitter is like a very sad flash mob&mdash; Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) March 15, 2018 6.Seinfeld (1989-1998, Sitcom) pic.twitter.com/wEreUZynOQ&mdash; Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) March 15, 2018 7.I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy...my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water” *students erupt in laughter*&mdash; autumnpaige (@autumnsays_) March 14, 2018 8.Donald Duck does not wear pants because they would interfere with production of preen oil, created in a gland in the rump, that makes his feathers resistant to water&mdash; every day from now on jerk (@rajandelman) March 14, 2018 9.https://twitter.com/jourdayen/status/97432931609070796910.Me with a woman I don’t know vs me when a man I don’t know pic.twitter.com/raWHh5yeiR&mdash; Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) March 14, 2018 11.I’ve hit 2 deer in a month while commuting to work and my boss thought it would be funny to put this on my back up camera in the rental car I’m driving.I nearly pooed myself pic.twitter.com/VvUCXFCd7s&mdash; Paxton Biggs 🗺 (@PaxBiggs) March 13, 2018 12.this is the best of all possible headlines. honestly, this makes the whole thing worth it. pic.twitter.com/ikErN9LX6W&mdash; austin walker (@austin_walker) March 16, 2018 13.https://twitter.com/corypalmer/status/97444741340554854514.ME: Who’s your favorite actor, Grandma?GRANDMA [passive aggressively showing me her phone]: pic.twitter.com/oZpLQzoWlP&mdash; Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) March 16, 2018 15.&quot;This is a nice place to take a pic&quot;... pic.twitter.com/bRWd3jysJ9&mdash; Heba🌹 (@Heba_1123) March 13, 2018 16.RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND PUT IT IN THE BIN pic.twitter.com/tfqzXolZed&mdash; Big Field Productions (@BigFieldProd) March 15, 2018 17.[wedding night]NEW WIFE: So what do we do now?ME: Slowly die together I guess.&mdash; RM (@dorsalstream) March 13, 2018 18.(To the tune of &quot;Band on the Run&quot;)🎶Hat on a shrub, hat on a shrubIt should be on a manBut it&#39;s on a plantA baby bear is called a cub🎶 pic.twitter.com/rdGcB4AGV9&mdash; Jordan Morris (@Jordan_Morris) March 16, 2018 19.Area Restroom User Worries They Maybe Should Have Established Better Rapport With Person They Asked To Watch Laptop&mdash; Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) March 16, 2018 20.https://twitter.com/socarolinesays/status/97430029299193036821.haha some idiot left a perfectly good bottle of lemon gatorade at this truck stop pic.twitter.com/34xhuTAkHB&mdash; dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 14, 2018 22.https://twitter.com/rachel/status/97445806762976870423.I&#39;m trying. pic.twitter.com/N1bUFSBNpH&mdash; Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) March 14, 2018 24.ME: The bullies at school stole my lunch money againDAD: Did you tell anyone?ME: Yes but they just say things like &quot;be strong&quot;, &quot;stop crying&quot;, and &quot;you&#39;re a useless teacher&quot;&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) March 14, 2018 25.https://twitter.com/pluralistberry/status/97395424593338777626.BANK ROBBER: There&#39;ll be no trouble as long as everyone is coolME *remembering I&#39;m me* oh no&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) March 4, 2018 27.https://twitter.com/McIntyross/status/97252400142264320028.https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/97292878371505356829.me leaving the house despite being dead inside: pic.twitter.com/UiztkQcaNe&mdash; Mike Hinson (@HinsonMike) March 9, 2018 30.I Enjoyed Your Tweet But I Didn’t Like It Because I Didn’t Want You to Know I Hadn’t Gone to Bed Like I Said I Did&mdash; SYS, Now Available at Shreck’s Department Store 🎄 (@TheAdamSass) March 15, 2018 31.Girl crushes a cotton candy eating contest ❤️. pic.twitter.com/AiEATAWBQH&mdash; Dee 🍉 (@_hellodee_) March 15, 2018 32.Not a lot of people know this but I dislike them&mdash; Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) March 15, 2018 33.Maybe the problem isn’t me being antisocial — maybe the problem is my friends keep planning things on days that it rains or is too cold or windy or I have PMS or a bird looked at me weird&mdash; May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) March 15, 2018 34.https://twitter.com/Bez/status/97433221097005465835.https://twitter.com/BeckyEbben/status/973373893879762944

You need a break from Trump. We need a break from Trump. Here are fun, funny tweets that have nothing to do with Trump.  1.    2.    3.    4.    5.    6.    7.    8.    9.    10.    11.    12.    13.    14.    15.    16.    17.    18.   ...